Saber

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Saber in front of one of his Magick Spells.

Saber is a Father and political activist. He moonlights as a Master Graffiti Artist.

In 1997 Saber painted the world's largest illegal graffiti mural beside the L.A. river. It stayed up until 2009. Saber is one bad mother. When David feels down he talks to Saber. He suffers from epilepsy. Saber is a bizarro Super Hero. He stops crime while committing crimes.

Once, on a graffiti mission, while running from the police, he impaled himself on a fence and had fat pouring out of the wound. He went home to sleep before going to the hospital where he waited for 16 hours smoking cigarettes with a guy who was missing half of his hand. The doctor fingered the wound and said they couldn't do anything. The wound was open for months and, by the end, smelled like "rotting ass". It' a miracle the man is alive and not in prison.

If you ever see him talking with a woman in public, don't be an asshole and run up to him asking for a story. Unless you are another woman.

Quotes

"I remember I jacking off on top of a water tower, high on liquid acid, staring at Jupiter."
Referring to his fanboys, in the voice of a mad scientist: "They like me! They really like me!"

Social Media

Twitter

The Mothership Approached. Jupiter, Andromeda, my Hope.