Andy Milonakis
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Andy Milonakis is a dangerous felon and should be avoided at all costs as he is currently being pursued by INTERPOL for Heroin trafficking. The DEA released a warrant for his arrest for violation of RICO laws. It is suspected he may be receiving plastic surgery since he apparently hasn't aged in over a decade, and is often disguised.
If you see Mr. Milonakis or a man with a pancake on his face call the following number: 1-800-USNITCH. DO NOT CALL the local police, as Mr. Milonakis is suspected of paying off officials and you may endanger yourself. I repeat, DO NOT CALL YOUR LOCAL POLICE. Call 1-800-USNITCH.
