Saber

Saber in front of his work.

Saber is one bad mother. When David feels down he talk to Saber, because Saber has seen some shit. He suffers from epilepsy. Grass helps. Saber is a bizarro Super Hero. He stops crime while committing crimes. He is a Father and political activist.

Once, on a graffiti mission, while running from the police, he impaled himself on a fence and had fat pouring out of the wound. He went home to sleep before going to the hospital where he waited for 16 hours smoking cigarettes with a guy who was missing half of his hand. The doctor fingered the wound and said they couldn't do anything. The wound was open for months and, by the end, smelled like "rotting ass". Such are the experiences of the man they call Saber.

If you ever see him talking with a woman, don't be an asshole and run up to him asking for story time. Unless you are a woman, in which case, play nice.

Quotes

"I remember I jacked off on top of a water tower, high on liquid acid, staring at Jupiter."
Referring to his fanboys, in the voice of a mad scientist: "They like me! They really like me!"

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The Mothership Approached. Jupiter, Andromeda, my Hope.