Steven, Vice President of Customer Service

Steven don't sleep.

"Dave is a fag."
Not much is known about Steven. What little is known is gathered from few appearances on Instagram and depictions of him by the Dark Dick.

1. Steven has hairy legs and likes wearing women's panties and high heels
2. Steven lives in Romania (where date requests can be sent)
3. Steven will travel for dates, 2,000 miles for each point on the 1 to 10 international hotness scale
4. Steven don't sleep