Porn Addiction
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Porn Addiction is a modern syndrome brought on by continued and prolonged overconsumption of pornographic material for ones own self gratification - symptoms include but are not limited too:
- Getting a boner when looking at a computer even if its turned off
- Inability to talk or comfortably interacting with the opposite sex
- General Awkwardness
- Developing hate for parents
- Depression
- Lethargy
- Agoraphobia
- Feeling of loneliness
- Lack of concentration
- Growing interest in conspiracy theories
- Social Withdrawal
- Feelings of self hatred
- Dry skin
- Increased appetite for sweet and fatty foods
- Listening to podcasts is your only social activity
- Excess fatigue
- Sleeping 12 or more hours a day
- Growing distrust in humanity
- Increased interest in violent video games
- Increased drug and alcohol consumption
- Erectile Dysfunction
- Delusions of grandeur
- Messiah complex
- Pagan Idolatry
- Feeling like everyone is watching and judging you
- Fear of walking down the street
- A remote far off stare
- Body Dysmorphia
- Increased role in online forums/Wiki's
- Unemployment
- Loss of identity
- General confusion
- Dry mouth
- Suicidal thoughts
- Increased strength in one arm
- OCD
- Bottling own urine
- Increased fine motor skills due to accurate video pausing skills being developed
- Living vicariously though D list celebrities
- Increased sexual perversions and deviances
