Difference between revisions of "Porn Addiction"

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Porn Addiction is a modern syndrome brought on by the continued and prolonged overconsumption of pornographic material for ones own self gratification - symptoms include but are not limited too:

• Getting a boner when looking at a computer even if its turned off
• Inability to talk or comfortably interacting with the opposite sex
• General Awkwardness
• Developing hate for parents
• Depression
• Lethargy
• Agoraphobia
• Feeling of loneliness
• Lack of concentration
• Growing interest in conspiracy theories
• Social Withdrawal
• Feelings of self hatred
• Dry skin
• Increased appetite for sweet and fatty foods
• Listening to podcasts is your only social activity
• Excess fatigue
• Sleeping 12 or more hours a day
• Growing distrust in humanity
• Increased interest in violent video games
• Increased drug and alcohol consumption
• Erectile Dysfunction
• Delusions of grandeur
• Messiah complex
• Pagan Idolatry
• Feeling like everyone is watching and judging you
• Fear of walking down the street
• A remote far off stare
• Body Dysmorphia
• Increased role in online forums/Wiki's
• Unemployment
• Loss of identity
• General confusion
• Dry mouth
• Suicidal thoughts
• Increased strength in one arm
• OCD
• Bottling own urine
• Increased fine motor skills due to accurate video pausing skills being developed
• Living vicariously though D list celebrities
• Increased sexual perversions and deviances