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| − | An abberation of the Judaic desert Demon YHVH, Tetragrammaton, The Ineffable Ass-raper, etc. Jesus died for us, and as thanks we desecrate his corpse by consuming it and shitting it out. Anyway. Christ is the false Messiah, though still very powerful Wizard. In fact, aside from the Aztec Shaman that created Maya, this illusory world of language and imagery we inhabit, Christ devised Indra's Net and gave being to all creation. So he has the upper had on the Aztec Warrior-King-Shaman-Wizard. Just barely though. Because everyone knows the Beatles are more popular than Jesus. And the Beatles followers don't rape children in the ass. Yet. | + | An abberation of the Judaic desert Demon YHVH, Tetragrammaton, The Ineffable Ass-raper, etc. Jesus died for us, and as thanks we desecrate his corpse by consuming it and shitting it out. Anyway. Christ is the false Messiah, though still a very powerful Wizard. In fact, aside from the Aztec Shaman that created Maya, this illusory world of language and imagery we inhabit, Christ devised Indra's Net and gave being to all creation. So he has the upper had on the Aztec Warrior-King-Shaman-Wizard. Just barely though. Because everyone knows the Beatles are more popular than Jesus. And the Beatles followers don't rape children in the ass. Yet. |
That being said, the Goddess Sophia Pistis, Eris, Nuit, the Void, is the negative space which was impregnated by the spark of existence, represented as the aborted, malformed, egotist god we refer to as God. Therefore, Jesus the Son of the Aborted God is in fact an aberration of an aberration. So you might as well worship the real thing: | That being said, the Goddess Sophia Pistis, Eris, Nuit, the Void, is the negative space which was impregnated by the spark of existence, represented as the aborted, malformed, egotist god we refer to as God. Therefore, Jesus the Son of the Aborted God is in fact an aberration of an aberration. So you might as well worship the real thing: | ||
Hail [[Satan]]! | Hail [[Satan]]! | ||
Latest revision as of 01:34, 23 October 2014
An abberation of the Judaic desert Demon YHVH, Tetragrammaton, The Ineffable Ass-raper, etc. Jesus died for us, and as thanks we desecrate his corpse by consuming it and shitting it out. Anyway. Christ is the false Messiah, though still a very powerful Wizard. In fact, aside from the Aztec Shaman that created Maya, this illusory world of language and imagery we inhabit, Christ devised Indra's Net and gave being to all creation. So he has the upper had on the Aztec Warrior-King-Shaman-Wizard. Just barely though. Because everyone knows the Beatles are more popular than Jesus. And the Beatles followers don't rape children in the ass. Yet.
That being said, the Goddess Sophia Pistis, Eris, Nuit, the Void, is the negative space which was impregnated by the spark of existence, represented as the aborted, malformed, egotist god we refer to as God. Therefore, Jesus the Son of the Aborted God is in fact an aberration of an aberration. So you might as well worship the real thing:
Hail Satan!
