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Porn Fried is a modern syndrome brought on by continued and prolonged overconsumption of pornographic material for ones own self gratification - symptoms include but are not limited too:

* Getting a boner when looking at a computer even if its turned off
* Inability to talk or comfortably interacting with the opposite sex
* General Awkwardness
* Developing hate for parents 
* Depression
* Lethargy
* Agoraphobia
* Feeling of loneliness
* Lack of concentration
* Growing interest in conspiracy theories 
* Social Withdrawal
* Feelings of self hatred
* Dry skin
* Increased appetite for sweet and fatty foods
* Listening to podcasts is your only social activity
* Excess fatigue 
* Sleeping 12 or more hours a day
* Growing distrust in humanity
* Increased interest in violent video games 
* Increased drug and alcohol consumption
* Erectile Dysfunction
* Delusions of grandeur
* Messiah complex
* Pagan Idolatry
* Feeling like everyone is watching and judging you
* Fear of walking down the street
* A remote far off stare
* Body Dysmorphia
* Increased role in online forums/Wiki's
* Unemployment
* Loss of identity
* General confusion
* Dry mouth
* Suicidal thoughts
* Increased strength in one arm
* OCD
* Bottling own urine
* Increased fine motor skills due to accurate video pausing skills being developed
* Living vicariously though D list celebrities
* Increased sexual perversions and deviances